Funny Penis & Testicle Gifts - My Wallet Makes Me Sick

We’ve compiled a list of amusing penis presents that will delight your boyfriend, husband, friends, and family for their bachelorette party, bridal shower, wedding parties, Thanksgiving Day, Halloween and Christmas celebrations. These are all excellent conversation starters, and your novelty gifts will impress everyone.

Kocome Stoertuy Funny Masturbating Weenie Gifts

Funny Masturbating Man Toy

BEST JOKE GIFT

Funny adult novelty gift – simply wind him up and he’ll fly away! The small man stands around 5″ tall and it’s a great surprise present for anyone who needs a little fun! This is a great sexy toy for boyfriend that will be remembered fondly!

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BBQ Cooking Apron

BEST GAG GIFT

Sexy Apron, used as a creative and humorous party, wedding, pub, and kitchen decoration. Excellent entertainment for a party, home entertainer, or daring gourmet. You may present the most unique apron gift to your partner, family, and friends on Thanksgiving Day, Halloween, and wedding parties. A comfortable adult apron to enrich your kitchen experience. It’s perfect for cooking, grilling, and as a fun kitchen gag gift during a party.

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Ceramic Mug

BEST HOLIDAY GIFT FOR BOYFRIEND

This mug’s attitude is quite self-explanatory. We all know someone special to whom this mug would be ideal; whether it’s a pleasant joke or a means to express how you actually feel.

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Giving Candle

BEST NAUGHTY GIFTS FOR HUSBAND

Get this candle for the important man in your life! It’s a present that keeps on giving! Give it as a hilarious, one-of-a-kind gift to your male husband, boyfriend, fiancé, guys, him, or buddy.

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Cum Rag Embroidered Towel

BEST GIFT FOR A BACHELORETTE PARTY

These embroidered rags make excellent gifts. This 100% cotton bathroom towel is ideal for a bachelorette or bachelor party, bridal shower, wedding, party, birthday, or anniversary celebration.

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Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser

BEST LIQUOR GAG GIFTS

This amusing drink dispenser is the ideal home bar addition. When you press the liquor dispenser button, Bonny Boy will fill your glasses with your favorite alcohol. This alcohol dispenser is sure to make you giggle and is a terrific Christmas, groomsmen, birthday, or Father’s Day present.

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Penis Egg Mold

BEST BREAKFAST EGG FRYER

The funny egg fryer rings feature a lovely and entertaining form that allows you to make a penis-shaped sunny side up fried egg for sandwiches, burgers, or other meals, making your morning not only nutritious but also hilarious.

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Penis Wheel Tire Valve

BEST PRANK GIFTS

This funny gift is ideal for pranks and has no effect on tire balance. Suitable for a variety of tires like cars, trucks, bicycles, motorcycles, etc. They glow in the dark, so everyone will notice them as your prank victim drives and parks at night.

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Transparent Creative Wine Glass Weenie Gifts

Penis Glasses

BEST PARTY GIFTS

This translucent glass cup is constructed of high-quality borosilicate glass and is non-toxic and eco-friendly. And it has a great hardness, making it difficult to break. You may use it to carry red wine, cocktail, beer, juice, and other beverages in families, parties, bars, and other settings.

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PartyForever Bachelorette Party Balloons Weenie Gifts

Same Penis Forever

BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY BALLOONS

This Bachelorette Party Decorations Kit set comes with Letter balloons, Giant Champagne Balloon, Giant Engagement Ring Balloon, Rose Gold Confetti, Heart balloons and some regular balloons.

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Banana Ring Toss

BEST BRIDEL SHOWER PARTY GAME

Single party games include wager aspects to make gatherings livelier, such as wagering on drinks or anything else you can think of. With these additions, the banana ring throw party game will become more challenging, and the banana between her or his thighs will make others hurry to win!

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Handmade Candle

BEST DICK CANDLE

This exceptional Penis candle is a great present for Birthdays, Stag Parties, Hen Parties, Bachelorette Parties, Bridesmaids, and Valentine’s Day. It will also make an excellent house decoration and provide a long-lasting perfume in the space.

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